Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
finding footprints in the woods is pretty cool. finding handprints is disturbing
Napoleon dynamite was a long ass infomercial for MTV.
You’ve probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you weren’t thinking about it.
Human stupidity will most likely be the reason we go extinct
National anthems are country music
A minotaur is a cowboy.
If chickens came from dinosaurs, and assuming dinosaurs tasted like chickens, earth must have smelled like fried chicken for a while after the asteroid hit.
Everyone has a favorite stall in the restroom at work, but no one ever talks about it.
You really under appreciate how much each muscle you have does until they are sore.