Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Kids in many nations today are about as far removed from analog TV as ’80s kids were from black and white TV.

July 30, 2025
Superman must have to go to sleep every night hearing the cries of people begging for his help.

July 29, 2025
Someone has to clean up Godzilla’s poop.

July 28, 2025
TI-84 calculators costing almost $100 is shameful and a sign of a monopoly. For $100 a consumer on the open market can purchase a smartphone with far superior functionality.

July 27, 2025
It’s easy to look down on bystanders of history. Until you realize you’ve become one yourself. Then suddenly there are excuses for it.

July 26, 2025
When I die, someone is going to have to cancel all of my subscriptions.

July 25, 2025
Despite how loathed criminals generally are, they are, ironically, also responsible for the creation of millions of jobs around the world, from police officers, prison guards, and loss prevention staff to locksmiths, cybersecurity specialists, and legal professionals.

July 24, 2025
Babies being so helpless is a real flex for humans as apex predators.

July 23, 2025
Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.

July 22, 2025
After a certain point in the night, stop lights should function as a stop sign, instead having to wait for the go light.

July 21, 2025