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If you’re skinny, shaving your beard makes you look skinnier. But if you’re fat, shaving your beard makes you look fatter.
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The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically a “baby”, and we’re living in its earliest, most active era.
The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built their careers on judging the appearance of human work, where things only look good if someone actually put the effort in, suddenly meeting a technology that produces perfect‑looking work even when the substance is absent.
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