Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

When you eat at home with your partner, it’s weird to eat different entrees, but when you eat at a restaurant with your partner, it’s weird to eat the same entree.

July 20, 2025
The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn’t actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain’t no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.

July 19, 2025
Bananas would be far less commercially viable if their ripening wasn’t so predictable and tightly linked to their color.

July 18, 2025
Generative AI has the same pitfalls as teaching apes sign language, in that it creates information based on what it thinks we want, rather than an understanding of language.

July 17, 2025
Agent 47 is probably bald in order to prevent the collection of DNA samples.

July 16, 2025
If ghosts really produce cold rushes, then a ghost friend would be nice to have in the summer time.

July 15, 2025
A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he’s solar powered.

July 14, 2025
The fact that many people still say “aux” when referring to playing music in a car through Bluetooth, is the modern version of how we still say “filming” when it comes to recording a video.

July 13, 2025
There’s no better superhero equipped for childbirth than Mrs Incredible.

July 12, 2025
Midlife crisis is when you’re old enough to buy what you’ve always wanted but now have to decide if it was worth it.

July 11, 2025