Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Mario Kart is the most kid-friendly game where you can throw bombs in an airport.

July 15, 2022
The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee.

The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee.

July 15, 2022
Some people usually associate fast-food workers with being lazy, but fast-food restaurants thrive off of you being too lazy to cook your own food.

July 14, 2022
The most popular type of media preferrably consumed with audio muted is porn. Followed by mandatory corporate training video and test combos.

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July 14, 2022
In fairytales, stepsisters are bad. In porn, stepsisters are good.

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July 14, 2022
Fast and furious serves the same purpose for cars as porn for sex.

July 14, 2022
“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.

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July 14, 2022
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

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July 14, 2022
A female receives an unsolicited DM from a male and hopes it’s a fake. A male receives an unsolicited DM from a female and hopes it’s real.

July 14, 2022
If you use your phone in a dark enough room, your face will basically be the moon of that room.

July 14, 2022