Author: showerthoughts
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You exist because of a string of perfectly timed sexual encounters dating back thousands of years
You exist because of a string of perfectly timed sexual encounters dating back thousands of years
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Monitoring incoming nuclear strikes might be the only job you’re glad it’s boring
Monitoring incoming nuclear strikes might be the only job you’re glad it’s boring
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The only reason we grow out of childhood fears like monsters and the dark is because we get real things to be scared of like taxes and dying alone.
The only reason we grow out of childhood fears like monsters and the dark is because we get real things to be scared of like taxes and dying alone.
