Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Selling something for more than it cost you is still selling it for a fraction of what you paid.
The chance of being the last person to see a borderline extinct species alive is getting higher each day
The person that invented toast was just like “Damn that bread is good, cook it again”
You can argue with someone on the internet and then coincidentally meet them in person and be kind to them without either of you knowing at all.