Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal.
If clothes tumble around randomly in a dryer, then technically there is a very small possibility that they could be perfectly folded inside the dryer when done.
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Crewmates kill more innocent people than Impostors
Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.
Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.