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Author: showerthoughts
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Everybody has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, but Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t have an anybody else impersonation.
Everybody has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, but Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t have an anybody else impersonation.
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There’s probably an entire industry in the Marvel universe dedicated to cleaning up Spider-Man’s left behind webbing from buildings as he swings around the city.
There’s probably an entire industry in the Marvel universe dedicated to cleaning up Spider-Man’s left behind webbing from buildings as he swings around the city.
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If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup
I know coffee is technically a berry but… still
Edit: and here I meant soy milk, not almond milk. I’m sorry I let you down, everyone.
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People who mix two colors of sand at their wedding ceremony to show that they can never be separated, are really saying they can actually be separated, but it’s going to be pain in the ass and require a microscope.
People who mix two colors of sand at their wedding ceremony to show that they can never be separated, are really saying they can actually be separated, but it’s going to be pain in the ass and require a microscope.
