Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Champagne is the most wasted alcohol.

July 28, 2022
Dryer sheets are the bay leafs of the laundromat

July 28, 2022
3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am

3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am

July 28, 2022
All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads

All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads

July 28, 2022
Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so.

July 28, 2022
If you scroll far enough through the calendar, you will unknowingly scroll past the day of your death.

July 28, 2022
The 5’11” versus 6” argument is a good indication as to why companies choose to advertise prices as $4.99 versus $5.00.

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July 28, 2022
A picture, losing resolution after multiple copies of copies are made, perfectly mirrors cells, losing small bits of DNA when mitosis occurs, during the aging process.

A picture, losing resolution after multiple copies of copies are made, perfectly mirrors cells, losing small bits of DNA when mitosis occurs, during the aging process.

July 28, 2022
“Take a picture, it will last longer” was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn’t have a camera in their pockets.

July 28, 2022
Ninety nine percent of all humans have zero idea you exist.

July 28, 2022