Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

youve probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you werent thinking about it

July 22, 2022
A lightsaber would probably be the most sterile thing to get cut by.

July 21, 2022
Since the voice actors og Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are married, there is a good chance they have done Mickey and Minnie Mouse voice during sex.

July 21, 2022
We are very trusting of handles on cups and mugs.

We are very trusting of handles on cups and mugs.

July 21, 2022
The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created

[zombify_post]

July 21, 2022
Cell phones killed the movie scene of running to the airport to stop someone from boarding.

July 21, 2022
There are probably households that throw away more tissues with sperm in them than snot.

July 21, 2022
Nothing is more worrying Than hearing a crunch in your mouth While eating a soft food

July 21, 2022
Teenagers would probably not be allowed to see a movie made of their own daydreams

July 21, 2022
For all that mars knows, its having a robot invasion.

July 21, 2022