Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Roses are red, violets are blue, fictional characters have inspired more people than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, fictional characters have inspired more people than you.

July 28, 2022
People in the Kool Aid universe probably need to buy Kool Aid Man insurance in case he destroys their house

July 28, 2022
At some point, someone has exchanged sex for McDonald’s French fries.

July 28, 2022
The presence of urinals yields far more information than their absence.

July 28, 2022
The difference between having a long day at work and a short day is about 90 minutes.

The difference between having a long day at work and a short day is about 90 minutes.

July 28, 2022
Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless

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July 28, 2022
after you graduate from college the amount of likes you get on social media posts is almost guaranteed to go down dramatically permanently

July 28, 2022
Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water

July 28, 2022
Scary voices are either extremely loud or extremely quiet.

Scary voices are either extremely loud or extremely quiet.

July 28, 2022
Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.

July 28, 2022