Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Historically speaking, the ‘keys to the kingdom’ are usually swords.

Historically speaking, the ‘keys to the kingdom’ are usually swords.

July 22, 2022
Your favorite song might not be the one you’ve played the most, but the one you’ve skipped the least.

July 22, 2022
Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

July 22, 2022
Rainbows used to be more beautiful

Rainbows used to be more beautiful

July 22, 2022
We are walking at the bottom of the atmosphere, like crabs walking at the bottom of the ocean.

July 22, 2022
Tattoos are most common among criminals, tattoos allow you to be identified easily, criminals are the biggest groups that don’t want to be easily identified.

July 22, 2022
When you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.

When you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.

July 22, 2022
Graduation caps are reverse top hats

Graduation caps are reverse top hats

July 22, 2022
Every disaster movie is about a divorced blue-collar dad who has to heroically rescue his estranged kids and ex-wife (whose new husband is really rich)

July 22, 2022
When you bite your tongue by mistake it really hurts but if you bite it on purpose it doesn’t. Also you just bit your tongue.

July 22, 2022