Author: showerthoughts
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Your belly has always been full enough to never have a thought about eating your pet.
Be grateful for the modern world and all of its amenities.
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Sweating from work is less enjoyable than sweating from play, even if it’s the same amount of effort
Sweating from work is less enjoyable than sweating from play, even if it’s the same amount of effort
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Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal.
Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal.
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If clothes tumble around randomly in a dryer, then technically there is a very small possibility that they could be perfectly folded inside the dryer when done.
If clothes tumble around randomly in a dryer, then technically there is a very small possibility that they could be perfectly folded inside the dryer when done.
