Author: showerthoughts

Not one of us has ever been completely motionless

A big stool and a small table can get r e a l close to identical

The word “cowboy” is cool but would make a bad superhero

When you feel like it’s an accomplishment to sleep through the night without getting up to pee you know you are getting old.

Chuck-E-Cheese did a casino for kids. Those kids grew up and made Dave and Buster’s, a kid’s casino for adults.

We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it’s a nice, even 20 minutes.

Men can redirect blood flow with the power of their minds.