Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.

November 23, 2022
Killing one person because you’re angry will get you a harsher punishment than causing a hundred deaths because you’re greedy.

November 22, 2022
There’s no practical difference between 3 urinals and 4

November 22, 2022
All superheroes are villains if you’re a construction worker

November 21, 2022
You are the only person who’s heard every word you’ve spoken.

November 21, 2022
Saying someone is a huge dick and saying someone has a small dick are both insults

November 20, 2022
A difference of 0.5 inch in penis length matters a whole lot more to a guy’s ego than what their partner can feel

November 20, 2022
1000 Terabyte hard drives full of data, weigh the same as 1000 Terabyte hard drives with no data.

November 19, 2022
You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.

November 19, 2022
Something went horribly wrong if you ever look at your butthole directly.

November 18, 2022