Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

In 50 years it’s going to be normal having gamers as grandparents

November 12, 2022
Many Amish men’s first photos are possibly a mugshot.

November 12, 2022
Loud farts are perceived to be less stinky because the smell is expected after hearing the fart sound, whereas in a silent fart the smell is unexpected until it hits you.

November 11, 2022
Whenever you die, you’ll end up contributing to statistics of how you died. Therefore you can’t even live without completing a survey.

November 10, 2022
Men get tattoos of pin up girls and naked ladies but women don’t get tattoos of naked men

November 10, 2022
Someone at some point in your life has probably seen you at your best and hoped to see you again but never did, without you ever realizing or even knowing their very existence.

November 9, 2022
Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires

November 9, 2022
The more people talk about the Powerball drawing at your work, the more likely you’re all underpaid and overworked

November 8, 2022
Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.

November 8, 2022
The inability to easily lick our genitals is probably up there with opposable thumbs for allowing humankind to advance.

November 7, 2022