Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

The amount of times you see a butthole in your lifetime increases dramatically with having kids.

December 3, 2022
Walking around with your belt unuckled feels inappropriate, but removing it completely makes it okay again

December 3, 2022
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971 and encouraged kids to lick walls. Lead paint was outlawed 7 years later.

December 2, 2022
We are very lucky that bugs are small, imagine dog sized cockroaches

December 2, 2022
Having 1 gay dad is far rarer than having 2 gay dads

December 1, 2022
Considering how much our gut affects our brain, food itself is psychoactive

December 1, 2022
Once you’re a milf, becoming a gilf is out of your control

November 30, 2022
Humans will be the only ones being sad about humanity going extinct.

November 30, 2022
Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant

November 29, 2022
Your dad didn’t love leftovers as much as you thought, he was just trying to stretch your family’s money.

November 29, 2022