Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Month: February 2023

A size (XS) and size (XXL) cost the exact same, even though there’s a lot more fabric in the latter.

February 6, 2023
Kids in the 1950s thought trains were old news and looked forward to flying cars, kids in the 2020s think cars are old news and look forward to having trains.

February 6, 2023
No one ever thinks a car alarm going off is due to a burglary. We just think it’s user error.

February 5, 2023
We don’t usually teach cats lots of things, but we do teach them to use a litter tray. We teach dogs a lot of things, but we don’t teach them to use a litter tray.

February 5, 2023
According to statistics roughly 2billion cups of coffee are consumed worldwide per day. Caffeine is a drug. That’s a lot of drug addicts.

February 5, 2023
Dads tell cheesy jokes not because humour gets worse with age, but because the more life experience you have, the more value you place on anything that might make someone laugh, even if it’s at your own expense.

February 5, 2023
It’s socially acceptable to make your kids do your job if you own a farm but not if you work in an office

February 5, 2023
Looking for a needle in a haystack is much easier if you start with a match

February 5, 2023
Buttholes clearly did not evolve to be wiped frequently

February 4, 2023
You always hear about men with foot fetishes, but never women.

February 4, 2023