Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Month: February 2023

Dogs don’t wipe, and then we let them go sit on our couch.

February 1, 2023
There is no way to weigh an erect penis

February 1, 2023
One unforeseen aspect of becoming a parent is that suddenly you are open to a whole new genre of nightmares that involve losing your kid.

February 1, 2023
Schools punish kids who defend themselves but won’t take care of the situation until it’s too late.

February 1, 2023
The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

February 1, 2023
You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you’ve figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it’s popcorn. Boom, it’s Frosted Flakes, boom, it’s gas for your car. We’ve only scratched the surface for peas.

February 1, 2023