Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Month: February 2023

The Moon technically eclipses billions of stars every night.

February 9, 2023
Dating apps make more money if they keep you single.

February 9, 2023
Tinder taught us that there are in fact hot, single women in our area, and none of them are interested in us.

February 9, 2023
Phone companies have managed to find a way to sell you basically the same product with slight modifications for a $1k every two years.

February 8, 2023
As a kid, teenagers seemed so big and scary because in most TV shows they were actually played by adults in their 20s.

February 8, 2023
We somehow have pictures of the Milky Way galaxy despite the farthest spacecraft we’ve launched barely even leaving our solar system

February 8, 2023
Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans

February 8, 2023
No porno has ever addressed the fact that a woman living by herself was prepared to eat an entire pizza pie, with extra sausage, all by herself

February 8, 2023
Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.

February 8, 2023
Training to kill people is free (army), but training to save people costs thousands (medical school)

February 8, 2023