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It’s ironic that we use Latin in academia as if it’s a prestigious language, when in reality high ranking people in Rome spoke Greek

For a very short moment you were exactly π years old

Caps lock isn’t really as useful as the keyboard space it takes up.

It’s really convenient that Pubic and Ass hair just stops growing and has a set limit

It’s kinda shocking how long a bic lighter lasts if you don’t lose it before it dies, not to mention how dependable it is for being such a simple design.

We’re so lucky that we can’t accidentally turn heartbeat manual like we can with breathing

The most popular board game sold by capitalism is about how capitalism doesn’t work at all.

We can’t seem to come up with a disposable drinking straw material that hits the sweet spot between lasting 5 minutes and lasting 500 years.

The kinkier the sex, the longer the clean up