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Your phone vibrating without any type of notification is a new form of psychosis.

You’ve very likely never seen a real monkey eating a banana.

If someone actually has the worst day ever, they’d probably brush it off because ‘other people have it worse’.

It must be insanely time-consuming to design fonts for Chinese and Japanese.

We just automatically assume that eggs in recipes means chicken eggs.

We’re pretty lucky that pigeons make gentle cooing noises and not loud squawking noises.

Hip Hop will soon be considered “dad music”.

Getting drafted can either be the best day of your life (sports) or the worst day of your life. (military)

In bathrooms, a wet door handle should be more comforting than a dry one.

When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.