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I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

The first horse to be ridden must have been surprised.

When a military aircraft does a flyover for the national anthem, they’re showing you just how precisely they can time an air attack.

Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.

Most people are disgusted by insects touching their food but happily enjoy eating honey, which is made by insects regurgitating nectar into each other’s mouths.

It’s convenient that water can’t get cold enough that drinking it injures us the way that really hot water does.

Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards:5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25

We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn’t spend the money on a full set of glasses.

If the whole world relived the same day over and over, Groundhog Day style, it would probably take some people a while to notice.

There are people alive today who have heard the camera-shutter sound-effect more often than they’ve heard real shutters.