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The majority of things boomers dislike about younger generations were created by boomers

The fart is the harrowing scream of an unborn dump

The world’s first Trillionaire will be a very bad sign, not a good thing.

It’s a good thing farts aren’t contagious like yawns.

Driving a car is actually some Wile E. Coyote type madness. We’re riding a series of explosions down a freeway at nearly 100 mile an hour

Based strictly on a photograph, human beings are able to firmly and conclusively decide whether or not they want to ingest another human’s bodily secretions

Every country uses solid colors and creative patterns on each of their flags to uniquely represent themselves. Yet for some reason, not a single country considered using a gradient.

Unless you had an open fracture, you can’t really be sure of the colour of your bones.

Lefties who write in arabic are the lucky minority, in opposition to right-handed people here, to not get their hand dirty while writing

Pretending to be happy doubles the misery