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You never hear about women with a foot fetish

December 9, 2023
Hot water when washing dishes feels cleaner, but hot water when washing our teeth feels wrong.

December 8, 2023
The first person to die on Mars is gonna have so many things named after them, like a street, a school, and even a city

December 7, 2023
Universities are such archaic learning systems, paying tens of thousands to sit in a room with hundreds while being lectured by a single person in the internet age is absurd.

December 6, 2023
Many people have only ever said the word ‘spurt’ immediately after saying the word ‘growth’.

December 5, 2023
Every teacher collecting smartphones before an exam assumes that every student only has one phone

December 4, 2023
Because the economy is growing on average, in theory if you invested a small amount of money in everything you will make a profit

December 3, 2023
Santa Claus has list of addresses of all evil people and he refuses to share it with police

December 2, 2023
There’s a non-zero chance you pick up a die, roll a 6, roll another 6, and keep rolling 6’s for the rest of your life

December 1, 2023
Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.

November 30, 2023