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Fish is the only food that is regularly accused of tasting too much like itself

January 28, 2024
You don’t see people sneaking camcorders into movies theaters to create bootleg DVDs anymore.

January 27, 2024
One definition of being rich is living comfortably without having to keep track of paydays.

January 26, 2024
They always tell you to use a number 2 pencil on tests, but you never even see number 1 pencils.

January 25, 2024
You have a better chance becoming a multimillionaire by correctly predicting the color a roulette ball will land on 23 times in a row than by using a lottery ticket

January 24, 2024
Ever since stuff like Instagram reels and TikTok became super mainstream, people have stopped complaining about videos being filmed vertically instead of horizontally.

January 23, 2024
Japanese food is praised for the same reason British food is criticized

January 22, 2024
We are so lucky there are no prey birds that are capable of hunting us

January 21, 2024
The most socially accepted sorting by race is porn categories

January 20, 2024
It is odd mosquitoes haven’t evolved to be silent, or maybe we taste better after slapping ourselves

January 19, 2024