Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Isn’t it strange that our ancestors had to fight off wild animals to survive, but today, intangible stresses like pressure of exams, career deadlines or less attention on social media can push someone to the brink? How far we’ve come, yet how fragile we’ve become.

July 8, 2024
Next week all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation.

July 7, 2024
If there ever is an actual apocalypse billionaires will likely be unable to access their bunker compounds as the security/janitors/maintenance crews will already have moved their friends and family in and would probably deny them entry.

July 6, 2024
The average number of fingers in the US will be lower on July 5th than it was on July 3rd.

July 5, 2024
There are probably insects born inside buildings (skyscrapers etc.) and live their entire lives having never gone outside.

July 4, 2024
The amount of time Captain America spent frozen will infinitly increase as more comics are published.

July 3, 2024
/r/Showerthoughts is looking for new moderators!

July 2, 2024
The lack of teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts is unrealistic considering that the students had no Sex Ed classes.

July 1, 2024
If Pokémon existed IRL, we’d be seeing way more dead Pokémon than we’d like.

June 30, 2024
Things would be a lot different if our skin wasn’t waterproof.

June 29, 2024