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Having a legitimate right ear injury that required a bandage would be the worst right now.

July 19, 2024
If you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in.

July 18, 2024
Why don’t zoo cemeteries exist? Zoo animals pass eventually, and they need to be buried or cremated, but can you imagine trying to do either for an elephant or giraffe? Where do deceased zoo animals go?

July 17, 2024
If you could timetravel to the future, wouldnt you get very sick immediately with all the new viruses that your Body doesn’t have any antibodies for yet?Even if 2018 me traveled to 2024, wouldn’t I be very likely to catch one of the COVID variants that my body is immune to now?

July 16, 2024
It could entirely be possible that 99% of gamblers quit before they win big.

July 15, 2024
$There’s been 100 billion humans on Earth so far, give or take. If ghosts were real, they’d be everywhere. Even if only a very tiny fraction of people become ghosts, there would still be enough for people to notice, beyond the shadow of a doubt.$

There’s been 100 billion humans on Earth so far, give or take. If ghosts were real, they’d be everywhere. Even if only a very tiny fraction of people become ghosts, there would still be enough for people to notice, beyond the shadow of a doubt.

July 15, 2024
Standing desks are seen as progressive but so is giving cashiers chairs.

July 14, 2024
“Room temperature IQ” is a much bigger insult outside of America.

July 13, 2024
Boomers have better lives than their parents and their children.

July 10, 2024
If you fell down a bottomless pit, you would die of dehydration over the course of days. It would be terrible

July 9, 2024