Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.

August 27, 2024
If corporations are considered people, they should be treated the same as individuals when found guilty of a crime. Instead of merely paying fines, they should also “serve time in prison” by having all their assets frozen during their sentence.

August 26, 2024
Flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be.

August 25, 2024
Car alarms going off by mistake are so common that nobody ever thinks the car is actually being robbed.

August 25, 2024
It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day.

August 24, 2024
Anything that contains mushrooms isn’t technically “plant based.”

August 23, 2024
The average woman sees more blood in her lifetime than the average man.

August 22, 2024
There are probably a ton of people completely willing to murder people, but don’t because they don’t think they can do it without getting caught.

August 21, 2024
Your vision is so good that it can literally can see an object quadrillion of miles away.

August 20, 2024
If Disney can’t be sued by customers who have used Disney+ they have no financial incentive to keep their park rides safe.

August 19, 2024