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Spit and drool are to saliva what lava is to magma.

September 16, 2024
You’re not alone, someone else probably has that song stuck in their head too…

September 15, 2024
Our galaxy is about 100,000 lightyears across. Aliens living on the other side of the galaxy looking for intelligent life wouldn’t have received our 21st century radio signals yet and would think we were still living in caves. Are we missing some nearby intelligent neighbors for the same reason?

September 14, 2024
Someone with great cardio will on average swallow less flies while they are out walking compared to someone with poor cardio.

September 13, 2024
If they get a jury duty summons, the stranded astronauts have the best and also least-believable-sounding reason they can’t serve.

September 12, 2024
There is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA.

September 11, 2024
Dinosaurs existed for almost 200 million years without developing human-level intelligence, whereas humans have existed for only 200,000 years with intelligence, but our long-term survival beyond 200 million years is uncertain.

September 10, 2024
There are only 11 days a month where you can switch the day and month by mistake.

September 9, 2024
You can make more people laugh with one comment online than you do your whole life IRL.

September 8, 2024
The “best movies of all time” discussions are usually dominated by older movies (pre-2000), while the “best TV shows of all time” discussions are dominated by relatively modern shows.

September 7, 2024