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The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee.

The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee.

July 15, 2022
Some people usually associate fast-food workers with being lazy, but fast-food restaurants thrive off of you being too lazy to cook your own food.

July 14, 2022
The most popular type of media preferrably consumed with audio muted is porn. Followed by mandatory corporate training video and test combos.

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July 14, 2022
In fairytales, stepsisters are bad. In porn, stepsisters are good.

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July 14, 2022
“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.

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July 14, 2022
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

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July 14, 2022
Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women, but not for men

Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women, but not for men

July 14, 2022
If you use your phone in a dark enough room, your face will basically be the moon of that room.

July 14, 2022
Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

July 14, 2022
To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.

To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.

July 14, 2022