Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
People who mix two colors of sand at their wedding ceremony to show that they can never be separated, are really saying they can actually be separated, but it’s going to be pain in the ass and require a microscope.
We would probably see a sharp decline in violent crime if police were trained to aim for the crotch.
You can get burned from the cold but you cannot get frozen from heat.
Try it
Kind people are often kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t
Seeing one Helicopter in the sky is perfectly normal, but seeing a lot of them is fucking terrifying
Random compliments from strangers feel more genuine than from friends, even though we trust our friends more