Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Hawaii shirts are the Christmas sweaters of summer.

January 27, 2023
Due to radiation in space and the earth rotating, we are all technically in a giant microwave

January 27, 2023
Your kidneys filter out the liquid portion of your blood and adds some salt to it. Urine it’s basically human broth.

January 27, 2023
No matter how much you think you’re in control of your body you still have to lay there every night waiting for your body to let you go to sleep.

January 27, 2023
Valentine’s Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals.

January 27, 2023
You can really tell who hasn’t worked in a retail/customer service job by the way they treat the workers at a store

January 27, 2023
An electric toothbrush doesn’t break. It just becomes a regular toothbrush.

January 27, 2023
Going to the supermarket is foraging on easy mode.

January 27, 2023
Your life consists mostly of moments you don’t remember

January 27, 2023
Walkie-talkies were a lot more exciting before cellphones.

January 27, 2023