Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon.

January 27, 2023
All units of measurement are entirely arbitrary and exist solely because we agree they have value.

January 27, 2023
Technically, a murderer is always the first to arrive at the murder scene.

January 27, 2023
Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.

January 27, 2023
Young people in the 2080s are gonna find pictures of grandma that are her in a dog filter

January 27, 2023
‘my two cents’ & ‘penny for you thoughts’ demonstrate that we value our own opinions more

January 27, 2023
Having both inside and outside shoes is something Mister Rogers teaches us every episode.

January 27, 2023
You can drink a drink but you can’t food a food.

January 27, 2023
The two sports with the highest chance of being bit by an alligator are alligator wrestling and golf.

January 27, 2023
At a certain floor level, you can have sex without closing the curtain.

January 27, 2023