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You never see commercials for new cereals. There are no new cereals. For some reason, cereal innovation ceased in the 90s.

May 11, 2023
The first step to becoming smart is realizing that you’re stupid

May 10, 2023
The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river.

May 9, 2023
Most lesbian porn almost instantly passess the bechdel test

May 8, 2023
There is a person in charge of blurring every shot of the show Naked and Afraid.

May 7, 2023
Caffeine is the only drug you can publicly be proud of being addicted to

May 6, 2023
All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was address a letter to him, give it to an owl, and follow the owl on broomstick.

May 5, 2023
Flossing wouldn’t be necessary if our teeth were fused together in a continuous horseshoe shape

May 4, 2023
People who went to hell hundreds of years ago must be so confused by the clothing of people who went to hell recently.

May 3, 2023
Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.

May 2, 2023