Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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The first Greek to climb to the top of Mt Olympus must have been sorely disappointed.

May 20, 2023
Some people are terrified of what comes after death, but really chill about what came before life.

May 19, 2023
It’d be outrageous if workers were expected to take stimulants to cope with the workday, but it’s absolutely fine when they choose to drink them for the same reason

May 18, 2023
Our brain is so powerful, its capable of simulating multiple other people in their entirety in dreams

May 17, 2023
The Mission Impossible movies got a lot better when Tom Cruise stopped having sex in them

May 16, 2023
There must have been adults complaining how soft kids were when they outlawed child labor

May 15, 2023
We’ll never truly know how famous pornstars are because most people are too afraid to publicly associate with them.

May 14, 2023
As acceptance for Sex Robots grows, society will trend towards having bias-free statistics on penis size.

May 13, 2023
It’s totally normal to wave at every passing driver while driving down a quiet country road, but totally insane in the city.

May 12, 2023
Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.

May 12, 2023