Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Many people have only ever said the word ‘spurt’ immediately after saying the word ‘growth’.

December 5, 2023
Every teacher collecting smartphones before an exam assumes that every student only has one phone

December 4, 2023
Because the economy is growing on average, in theory if you invested a small amount of money in everything you will make a profit

December 3, 2023
Santa Claus has list of addresses of all evil people and he refuses to share it with police

December 2, 2023
There’s a non-zero chance you pick up a die, roll a 6, roll another 6, and keep rolling 6’s for the rest of your life

December 1, 2023
Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.

November 30, 2023
Every individual is the world record holder of something oddly specific.

November 29, 2023
Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive.

November 28, 2023
Gay men born by cesarean section may NEVER have come in contact with a vagina.

November 27, 2023
We’re nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they’re walking… not if they’re driving slow

November 26, 2023