Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Maybe most flightless birds are below the equator because they don’t have the wings to just fly there for the winter

December 23, 2023
Laundromats taking quarters doesn’t make sense anymore. Especially given the prices to wash and dry

December 22, 2023
Many people have black tape over their laptop and desktop cameras, but hardly anyone bothers to cover their cellphone camera.

December 21, 2023
Since morticians typically sew the deceased jaw closed, zombies wouldn’t really be able to bite people

December 12, 2023
People find it weird pagers and fax machines are still being used, but not radios.

December 11, 2023
Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in the world, but you really don’t hear that much about it.

December 10, 2023
You never hear about women with a foot fetish

December 9, 2023
Hot water when washing dishes feels cleaner, but hot water when washing our teeth feels wrong.

December 8, 2023
The first person to die on Mars is gonna have so many things named after them, like a street, a school, and even a city

December 7, 2023
Universities are such archaic learning systems, paying tens of thousands to sit in a room with hundreds while being lectured by a single person in the internet age is absurd.

December 6, 2023