Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

April Fools doesn’t hit as hard when your default reaction to everything on the internet is disbelief or skepticism.

April 2, 2026
You’ve probably missed a lot of comments you would’ve found really funny because you didn’t click on the post they were under.

April 1, 2026
The “room temperature IQ” zinger hits much harder outside of the US.

March 31, 2026
Modern soldiers’ PTSD triggers will probably shift from fireworks to the sound of a drone. Which is unfortunate as drone shows are replacing firework shows.

March 30, 2026
Sometimes if I’m curious what a celebrity’s home looks like I google their name + ‘house’. This method does not work for Hugh Laurie.

March 29, 2026
Playing card corners are rounded because square corners would wear down faster, making it easier to tell cards apart.

March 28, 2026
The reason the Internet was so great compared to TV was because there were no ads, people could say whatever they wanted, and the content was made by regular people. None of that is true anymore.

March 27, 2026
The only place you really see big number names like quadrillion, decillion, etc. used is incremental games.

March 26, 2026
Because access to sports is uneven and the global talent pool is only partially sampled, the true genetically optimal athlete for any given sport is likely never identified and may be doing something entirely unrelated.

March 25, 2026
People do not get bored anymore, they get interrupted.

March 24, 2026