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Our brains seem to know whether a door is push or pull, unless there’s a sticker, in which case it’s a 50/50 chance.
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ULPT: When asked for a donation say your donation fund already goes to St. Jude’s. No one will try to compete with cancer kids.
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Guys who watch live sports on their phone while they’re supposed to be socializing with family or friends are the adult version of iPad kids.
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ULPT Request: What’s the scummiest yet legal business to operate with low overhead?
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The stressful thing about driving is that no matter how good you are at it, most people aren’t
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Ulpt request – asshole kid speeding down my street every day.
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General concensus is that if you can’t afford something, you shouldn’t have it…except for children.
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ULPT Request – Can you simply clock in and work at a job without being scheduled?
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Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the receivers daily hygiene routine