Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Anything that is posted to the internet will be there forever with the exception of everyone’s Myspace photos which will never be found again.

July 10, 2022
There’s a chance that you were the last person to see a random stranger alive.

July 10, 2022
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia should have Jon Taffer try and save their bar as an episode, but not tell Taffer so he can film the best episode of Bar Rescue/Always Sunny ever.

July 10, 2022
Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.

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July 10, 2022
French fries go well with ketchup but potato chips don’t

July 10, 2022
Since lesbians are still lesbians even if they use a dildo, a straight dude shoving a dildo up his ass wouldnt be gay

July 10, 2022
Hold music is way less annoying than the automated message that interrupts the music telling you to stay on hold.

July 10, 2022
Dick is the fountain of life

July 10, 2022
If as many girls did yoga as wear yoga pants, we’d be in a much healthier society

July 10, 2022
Whomever normalised wearing yoga pants or tights in public is an international hero

July 10, 2022