Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Future generations likely won’t know what it’s like to find money on the ground

July 15, 2022
Boys are more careful when their penis is danger than when their life is in danger

Boys are more careful when their penis is danger than when their life is in danger

July 15, 2022
Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.

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July 15, 2022
It’d be really hard for a giraffe to do a cartwheel

July 15, 2022
Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.

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July 15, 2022
The working definition of “millenial” seems to be “anyone younger than the person speaking.”

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July 15, 2022
A snake would use a pool noodle as a life jacket

A snake would use a pool noodle as a life jacket

July 15, 2022
You’re really an adult if it has become apparent how little $1,200 is

You’re really an adult if it has become apparent how little $1,200 is

July 15, 2022
When you walk inside of a train, you are technically moving faster than it

July 15, 2022
Technically we can all jump higher than a house

Technically we can all jump higher than a house

July 15, 2022