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Out of all the eras to be born into, I’m glad it’s one with toilet paper.

Out of all the eras to be born into, I’m glad it’s one with toilet paper.

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←At any given time, we are all one sphincter failure away from humiliation.
Photons strike the retina and modify the body forever. The degree of change depends on the configuration of the photons.→

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