Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.

Front lawns are mostly just for show.

Statistically speaking, the most common final words men across history have heard before dying are probably “I love you” or “Fire”.

The majority of monsters aren’t evil, just hungry.

Swimming is one of the only sports where coaches tell you to breathe less instead of more.

I don’t like to go to sleep because it’s difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position. I also don’t like to get up in the morning because this means I have to abandon the perfect sleeping position I’ve spent so much time searching for.

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Children’s shows often teach us to resolve conflicts with understanding and compassion, yet the villains, those who need these lessons the most, are rarely the ones who learn them

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Children’s shows often teach us to resolve conflicts with understanding and compassion, yet the villains, those who need these lessons the most, are rarely the ones who learn them