Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.
Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.
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You would think that you’ll have your last...
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All “motion” on a screen is an optical...
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Why don’t TV’s have screen protectors? The panel...
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Fingernails and hair probably make a noise when...
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People with the surname King, König, Koning or...
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Spears are so effective and so simple to...
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Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels...
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Solid train infrastructure would be really useful for...
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When you take two parking spots, you’re only...
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The taller you get, the more challenging it...
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If our weeks were designed to be shorter,...
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Employers would be more amenable to remote work...
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The hard-boiled egg is probably the most consistent,...
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You’ve probably messaged someone while they were masturbating.
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Dentists insist you only use soft bristled toothbrushes...
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Arguments over paternity were probably less common before...
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With the amount of the terms “Legend/ary”, “Mystic/al”...
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It’s more socially acceptable to spread misinformation than...