Kids in many nations today are about as far removed from analog TV as ’80s kids were from black and white TV.

Superman must have to go to sleep every night hearing the cries of people begging for his help.

Someone has to clean up Godzilla’s poop.

TI-84 calculators costing almost $100 is shameful and a sign of a monopoly. For $100 a consumer on the open market can purchase a smartphone with far superior functionality.

It’s easy to look down on bystanders of history. Until you realize you’ve become one yourself. Then suddenly there are excuses for it.

When I die, someone is going to have to cancel all of my subscriptions.

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Based strictly on a photograph, human beings are able to firmly and conclusively decide whether or not they want to ingest another human’s bodily secretions

by showerthoughts

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Based strictly on a photograph, human beings are able to firmly and conclusively decide whether or not they want to ingest another human’s bodily secretions