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Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.

Fleeing prey animals are heating up the predator’s meal.

Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They’re literally eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.

Humans get more instructions on how to microwave packaged meals than they do on raising a child from birth and beyond.

Modern day women who never gave birth to another female and have passed the child bearing age are very special . They are the first and the last woman in the line of 8,000 biological foremothers (tracing the direct maternal line since homo sapiens ) who never bore a female child.

If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch.

Stories of mythical healing waters were probably just people finding uncontaminated natural springs in remote locations.

Billions of people have lived and died who no one remembers, but a specific, individual spider I let crawl on my arm 30 years ago exists in living human memory.

Most left-handed people use their right hand to shake hands.

Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.

In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.

Fleeing prey animals are heating up the predator’s meal.

Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They’re literally eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.

Humans get more instructions on how to microwave packaged meals than they do on raising a child from birth and beyond.

Modern day women who never gave birth to another female and have passed the child bearing age are very special . They are the first and the last woman in the line of 8,000 biological foremothers (tracing the direct maternal line since homo sapiens ) who never bore a female child.

If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch.

Stories of mythical healing waters were probably just people finding uncontaminated natural springs in remote locations.

Billions of people have lived and died who no one remembers, but a specific, individual spider I let crawl on my arm 30 years ago exists in living human memory.

Most left-handed people use their right hand to shake hands.

Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.

In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

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