Tag: Wow Thoughts

When people think about “The Wizard of Oz”, the actual Wizard of Oz is one of the last characters people actually think about

Someone who says “I’ll be there in 3 minutes” will probably be quicker than someone who says “I’ll be there in a minute”.

“Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton RE: her sex tape.” – Gina Linetti

“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina (Brooklyn Nine Nine)

Growing up we’re told to play it straight. Get a job. Stay away from easy money and the risks it carries. Then we grow up and discover working fulltime doesn’t even pay half the bills.

Once we adequately colonise Mars, it would make a good place for nursing homes, since gravity there is lower and people with weaker muscles could move around more easily than here on Earth.

The implication of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.

Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies

The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire

you’ll never be too much for someone…