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Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.

Fiona’s parents didn’t know their daughter had married Shrek and turned into an ogre, but sent the invitation to the royal ball to Shrek’s swamp.

You never really hear about women having foot fetishes.

Two medieval knights likely had the world’s most epic sword fight and no one was around to witness it

The solar eclipse was highly publicized but kinda boring. The solar storm lights were barely publicized but way more exciting.

It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does.

We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier

Our brains seem to know whether a door is push or pull, unless there’s a sticker, in which case it’s a 50/50 chance.

Guys who watch live sports on their phone while they’re supposed to be socializing with family or friends are the adult version of iPad kids.

The stressful thing about driving is that no matter how good you are at it, most people aren’t