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View Full Post The difference between having a long day at work and a short day is about 90 minutes.2 years ago2 years ago
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View Full Post after you graduate from college the amount of likes you get on social media posts is almost guaranteed to go down dramatically permanently2 years ago2 years ago
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View Full Post Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.2 years ago2 years ago
