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There’s probably a place in the universe where a constellation of stars looks like a portrait of you.

July 18, 2022
Haveing a bad day? Someone just farted and we’re possibly in front of their crush

Trust me, their day is a lot more embarrassing than yours right now 😳😓

July 18, 2022
Math books need to update their interest rates in their problems.

July 18, 2022
You can be full grown adult but people will still think you pissed your pants if there is a wet stain on them

You can be full grown adult but people will still think you pissed your pants if there is a wet stain on them

July 18, 2022
People around you could be capable of reading your mind but decide not to tell you.

July 18, 2022
If a company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they’re celebrating the anniversary of the accident.

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July 18, 2022
Tinder has made it easy and normal for a drug dealer to meet a university professor for casual sex.

July 18, 2022
People who exclusively put extremely re-touched A.I pictures of themselves online, that look nothing like their real self make it harder to find them if they ever go missing.

July 18, 2022
We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.

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July 18, 2022
Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.

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July 18, 2022