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Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water

July 28, 2022
Scary voices are either extremely loud or extremely quiet.

Scary voices are either extremely loud or extremely quiet.

July 28, 2022
Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.

July 28, 2022
Champagne is the most wasted alcohol.

July 28, 2022
Dryer sheets are the bay leafs of the laundromat

July 28, 2022
3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am

3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am

July 28, 2022
All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads

All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads

July 28, 2022
Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so.

July 28, 2022
Businesses with signs that read “Always Hiring” aren’t coming across nearly as inviting to potential employees as they think.

Businesses with signs that read “Always Hiring” aren’t coming across nearly as inviting to potential employees as they think.

July 28, 2022
If you scroll far enough through the calendar, you will unknowingly scroll past the day of your death.

July 28, 2022