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Millennials are still seen as 20 year olds

The world is so bad, because adults don’t have to take a nap when they act out, like toddlers do.

Egg salad is still chicken salad.

Our finger fitting perfectly in our nostrils must be an evolutionary prank

We’re really lucky that blinking doesn’t make noise

Anytime an allergy is mentioned in a movie that person usually gets killed or poisoned with it

History’s most successful criminals will never go down in history.

Nothing is stopping any of us from going to a different restaurant every day and saying it’s our birthday for a little free cake

Men are more likely to know when they’re dehydrated than women because they watch their own stream.

There’s a certain turning point where weighted blankets go from helping with anxiety to giving anxiety